Dragged along to pick out dress, not allowed to see it 'till the day. Told to bring my bank card! HOW MUCH ?? !! Shoes and veil HOW MUCH ??
The hen night
A load of scantily dressed drunken women who ought to have known better, cavorting around the town !!!
The stag night
Something wrong here, no fights no trouble, still very very nice shirts boys!
The Rehearsal
Who's sitting where? What do I say? Who has the ring? Where do we sign? Can I fart? Where's the bride ???
The suits
How do you tie a cravat ,dunno, haven't a clue, never worn one ,no not that way, not as tight as that, right look it up on youtube. These trousers are tight, do I have to wear these shoes they aren't my style , your coats to small.
The seating plan
I'm not sitting there, those two can't sit together, there's too many on that table, if we put her there and him on the other table
The Wedding
Yes. He has taken her off my hands now. Poor sod !!!!
The reception
Great reception, with some real good head banging.
The first night
Craig "would you like an aspirin?" Tracy "What for?" Craig "Your headache" Tracy "I don't have one" Craig "Yipppeeeee!"